Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - no
Age Play? - no
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - no
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - Slight pain
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - no
Anal Sex? – Haven’t tried it yet
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - no
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? -Yeah
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? – I’ve tried it before…meh
Balloons? - no
Bestiality/Zoophilia? - …ew
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? – Not that much pain
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - I like pretend raep
Biting/Teeth? – Gentle/Not-so-gentle bites are great
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - no
Body Hair? - no
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? – it’s cool, but not in a sexual way
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? – Blindfolds and mild restraints
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - nope
Candle Wax? - ow
Chains? - nope
Chastity Devices? - no
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - nope
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? – huh?
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - …owch
Collar and Lead/Leash? - Kashmir and I have collars
Confinement/Caging? - no
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - *shudders uncontrollably*
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - No
Cross Dressing? – no, thanks
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? – Heh, neck
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - no
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - no
Denim? - no
Depilation/Shaving? - no
Diapers/Diaper Lover? - no
Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)? – Strap-on, yeah. And I like to play with Kashmir with toys
Discipline? – only playfully
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - Yeah
Domination? – as long as we switch
Ears? – Oh, yeah
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - no
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - ugh.
Erotic Photography? - Yes
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - no
Feathers? - no
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - no
Fisting? - …major ow
Food Play? – Hee, I like food
Fuck Machines/Robots? - no
Furry/Fur Fetishism? – Uh-huh
Gangbangs? - ugh
Genital Worship? – Only one person’s…
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - no
Hair Pulling? – Yeah
Handcuffs/Shackles? - Yeah
Harnesses? – nope
High Heels/Stilettos? - no
Humiliation? - no
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - no
Kidnapping Play? - no
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - no
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - no
Lace/Lingerie? - Yeah
Latex? -no
Leather? – a little
Making Home "Movies"? – Like to make for others, and like to watch ones made by a certain kitten
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - no
Masochism? - no
Massage? – mmm, yeah
Master/Slave? – [see ‘Domination’]
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? – Yeah, especially mutual
Medical Scenes/Equipment? - no
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - …ugh
Murder Fetishism? - no
Military Fetish/Uniforms? - no
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - no
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - no
Nipples? – Hehe, yeah
Oral Fixations? – Don’t know what that means
Oral Sex? – Definitely!
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? – not a whole lot
Piercings? - yeah
Pinching? - no
Play Piercing/Needle Play? - no
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - no
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - I hate feet
Power Exchange? - Kashmir and I often switch
Pregnancy Fetishism? - no
Punishment? – only playful
The Rack/Medieval Devices? - no
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? – only if it’s fake raep
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - no
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - no
Rimming? – only in or right after shower
Role Playing? - Yeah
Rubber? - no
Sadism? - no
Scent? - yep
Sensory Deprivation? – does a blindfold count?
Smoking Fetishism? - no
Spanking/Paddling? – too much pain
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - no
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - no
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? – I like dirty talk, but not my own
Tickling? - no
Tongue Fetish? - Yep
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? – yeah
Transvestism? - no
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - yuck
Violence/Physical Injury? - nope
Voyeurism? – to an extent
Wrestling/Fighting? – Hehe, yeah
Zombies/Gore? – nope, I’ll leave that to Kashmir


1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"...Luckily, most of this book will still be valuable. Just ignore…" (my dad’s 'Cs for Dummies' guide)


2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
Computer speaker

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Random forensic show

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
12:59

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:25. Wow

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My dad’s upsettingly-loud snores

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Getting out of my car after being at Kashmir’s <3

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The previous survey

9.) What are you wearing?
Green American Eagle hoodie, light blue jeans, socks, class ring and my silver chain

10.) Did you dream about last night?
Don’t remember - sorry

11.) When did you last laugh?
Laughing with Kashmir at her house <3

12.) What are on the walls of the room you are in?
A clock, blinds and curtains over the office window, and a random painting my parents bought off some street vendor in Montréal

13.) Seen anything weird lately?
I looked in the mirror recently…

14.) What do you think of this quiz?
Good, so far

15.) What was the last film you saw?
Ghost

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A beautiful house for Kashmir and a cat I’m hopeless

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
…Lemme get back to ya

18.) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would it be?
The ability to stop time for Kashmir and I only!!!

19.) Do you like to dance?
Only with Kashmir, but I’m not any good

20.) George Bush:
…needs to go away

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Laura (first good name I can think of)

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jack

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
In an English-speaking country, yeah (does Canada count as abroad?)

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the Pearly Gates?
GTFO